When you go ape scat adding all those randoms from the People you may know list on Facebook. Generally you don't actually know most of them and only add the hotties.
by Farty Pants June 10, 2011
Get the Friending Spree mug.A funny friend is the person in the squad who no one actually likes. They only keep them around to make them laugh, so the funny friend is usually depressed because no one is an actual friend.
"Who is thatm I've never seen them before"
"Oh don't worry about then, they are just the funny friend"
"Oh don't worry about then, they are just the funny friend"
by ThatsAFagRightThere August 27, 2019
Get the the funny friend mug.Best friends...What to say...A Best friend is a person who will always be there for you know matter what, a person you can trust and tell things to without any judgment...A person who can tell Absolutely ANYTHING to... A person who doesn't care what you do or say, at least that's what Me and My Best friend are like...
by Tyler1412 December 9, 2008
Get the Best Friend mug.A true "Friends with Benefits" relationship is CASUAL sex relationship between poor females (or any needy female) and a financially generous sugar daddy (from the upperclass and middle class but especially upperclass).
Having sex with non financially generous males and poor males is NOT a benefit since poor males more typically GET benefits from government entities in the form of welfare.. not GIVE benefits.
"Friends with benefits" and "casual sex" are not the same thing. A girl with a special sugardaddy friend who pays her bills with whom she has sex with in return for his financial generosity .. is in a true contemporary modern example of a REAL friends with benefits relationship.
Having sex with non financially generous males and poor males is NOT a benefit since poor males more typically GET benefits from government entities in the form of welfare.. not GIVE benefits.
"Friends with benefits" and "casual sex" are not the same thing. A girl with a special sugardaddy friend who pays her bills with whom she has sex with in return for his financial generosity .. is in a true contemporary modern example of a REAL friends with benefits relationship.
"wow, Lisa has a sugardaddy. He pays her bills for her and she gives him sex but she is 27 and he is 50. Are they lovers? They cant possibly be true lovers with that age gap"
"nope. They admit they aren't LOVERS per se. They are friends. They are in a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIP. The benefit is that she doesn't have to pay for cable television or net hookup. But if he was a poor guy ... it would just, instead, be a casual sex relationship with no real tangible benefits returned to her. She'd still have to work extra hours to get a better cable tv package"
"nope. They admit they aren't LOVERS per se. They are friends. They are in a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIP. The benefit is that she doesn't have to pay for cable television or net hookup. But if he was a poor guy ... it would just, instead, be a casual sex relationship with no real tangible benefits returned to her. She'd still have to work extra hours to get a better cable tv package"
by funny spoon fed baby November 17, 2011
Get the friends with benefits mug.Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.
Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
by nextdaycorn January 2, 2012
Get the Turds with Friends mug.When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.
Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.
Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?
Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.
Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?
Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.
by Lupin Saiko December 16, 2008
Get the Friend Crush mug.(Closeted) queer - from friends of Dorothy Parker who was known to have many close and flamboyant gay friends.
by Neil G June 11, 2006
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