Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

carpal finger syndrome

Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.

I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

by studentwhofailed July 4, 2009

Three fingers up

Three fingers up means your a absolute pussy magnet 🐈🧲

Yo did u see that guy put three fingers up. I bet he pulls.

by IGNB4655 June 19, 2022

4 fingers up

Means I’m your favourite fish

She has 4 fingers up,I’m her favourite fish

by Fishmuncher April 8, 2022

Four Finger Sal

Referring to a kit kat chocolate bar. With a preference of having a four fingers over a two fingers with no sexual suggestion.

Oh I do like a Four Finger Sal.

by Raf Creature August 26, 2010

x wing fingering

A superior form of fingering. Take the middle finger and cross it over the index finger forming an "x". Maneuver them straight down her trench and skim the surface. The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small thermal haven, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should cause an explosion. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction! Only those strong in the force are able to acquire their target.

Mo: "I was Red Five last night."
Lo: "Aw yeah! X wing fingering - did she scream 'Stay on Target!' ?"

by Mashers69 June 25, 2016

Golden finger bang

A girl Getting fingered while urinating

I gave my girlfriend the golden finger bang while she was on the toilet

by Wolfey1211 December 13, 2012