is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
by smerra December 8, 2021
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by Big Daddy Smatty April 12, 2022
Get the Big Daddy Brycemug. by that big black dude September 15, 2020
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This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.
This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.
This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.
This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.
Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.
by braddlecat June 17, 2018
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A man made sex move of when someone rubs his left testicle with four other mens left testicles. The testicles must be big or you will go to hell to spend eternity with the CEO of tacobell.
You can find sugar daddy on porn hub, X-tube, instacocks and snapdicks.
A man made sex move of when someone rubs his left testicle with four other mens left testicles. The testicles must be big or you will go to hell to spend eternity with the CEO of tacobell.
You can find sugar daddy on porn hub, X-tube, instacocks and snapdicks.
by Garida January 11, 2018
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Billy: what's the date?
Sally: the 27th
Billy: OMG IT'S DADDYS DAY OUT WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AND STAY HIDDEN, SALLY!!!
Sally: the 27th
Billy: OMG IT'S DADDYS DAY OUT WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AND STAY HIDDEN, SALLY!!!
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by LOGDADDY January 29, 2018
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