by The Formuoli March 24, 2016
Get the birthday cream mug.A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
Get the Canada cream pie mug.The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
Get the Ice Cream Cone mug.When one bangs his lover on her period. Before he climax's he pulls out and inserts in anal cavity for exploison. Once cream is detonated he pulls out and lover sucks the cream covered chocolate cherry off the penis.
She gave me a cream covered chocolate cherry for my birthday! or should you say i gave her a cream covered chocolate cherry.
by cash banks May 17, 2011
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Get the elephant cream mug.Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
by jrzycrm May 9, 2018
Get the Jersey Cream mug.“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023
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