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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
by Brian and Linda J May 27, 2017
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Cuck call

A social media post that screeching cucks flock to in droves to. They then proceed to babble about some left wing retarded bullshit and claim they are offended or that the OP is a racist trumpsucker.
John: Did you see my cuck call on Facebook?

Jason: hahahaha the cucks were flying in to screech their lungs out!! Lololol
by Mitties May 4, 2018
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A CALLE

A calle is when you have sexual intercourse with someone from your close friend circle, leaving you in an extremely awkward situation. Often resulting in the end of the relationship.
"Omg, did you just dropped a Calle on mathilde??? " (or) "WTF, did you have sex with Emma?!?! Thats such a Calle!!!"
by Jens of the house Fag November 9, 2015
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Post-call perineum (PCP)

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.
Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).
by Rolandoman December 29, 2015
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National Call Toby Silly Day

If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr

You: hi toby

Toby: meow

You: you are silly toby

Toby: meow

you just called toby silly
thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works
by TheTeaSmoker May 19, 2023
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