bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

Supermassive bum hole

It's just a supermassive bum hole.

We are going to a lecture all about supermassive bum holes

by Sigmatherobot November 14, 2025

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.

I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.

by Angstie October 10, 2021

Bum yums

The hind parts on an attractive woman. Typically voluptuous in nature.

Hey man, look at shorty over there with the bum yums, her booty's lookin' real healthy right now.

by Schwebster June 19, 2017