Magpie Syndrome

The Magpie Syndrome is the condition of clumsiness. Resulting in having the Magpie Syndrome, you will become much clumsier than your usual self. Most likely, you will trip and fall every minute or so. The Magpie Syndrome is a very contagious condition that may be fatal. If the effects of the Magpie Syndrome are serious enough, it would be known as the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome. The Black-billed Magpie Syndrome is a branched off adaptation of the Magpie Syndrome. It contains the same effects of the Magpie Syndrome; however, the effects would result in more harmful injuries.

"Oh no, Fatima A contracted the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome! She fell over the sidewalk and now is bleeding from her forehead."

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022

Kiibomaeda syndrome

A syndrome where you fall in love with dilfs

Most common cause is being exposed to Kiibomaeda's posts of dilfs with no caption. You might resent the posts at first, but with more exposure over time you will develop the syndrome

"Almond cookie is a dilf 🤤"
"You got Kiibomaeda syndrome or something? 🤨"

by ScaredKidd0 August 3, 2021

Sus Syndrome

One in five people suffers from Sus Syndrome, which affects the mental state of the person and forces them to see the Crewmate from Among us everywhere they go. This will eventually kill the affected person by making them manufacture a boulder size pair of metal balls, which are called sussy balls, and will proceed to let the balls fall on them while saying the phrase "You're such a sussy baka".

Dude, I think that guy has Sus Syndrome.
"Yo it's the imposter from Among us... "Looks at red trash can/bin"

by SunChad August 25, 2021

Suburban Syndrome

A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.

Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?

by Your Name Here................ June 25, 2021

Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself

"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"

by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005

Romero Syndrome

A rare medical disorder, similar to Tourettes Syndrome, that causes the afflicted to randomly shout verb tenses while conjugating.

The boy suffering from Romero Syndrome did poorly on his verb conjugation quiz.

by That kid on the Other Team May 12, 2009

elephant syndrome

When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.

Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.

"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."

by Helljin December 28, 2005