Surf And Turf Rule 

This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.

When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.

This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.

To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.

"Damn dude what a bitch!"

"Why?"

"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."

"Damn dude, what a bitch."

"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"

Surf And Turf Rule by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012

i rule 

what i say everyday of the week

I rule hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

i rule by Nefentitiri Radames Antikoseus Puto Dimetirios Amenenuhet Tatomes Hatshepsut Toto Hortez VI May 6, 2005

runescape 

1)The coolest game in the universe!
2)THe game i have dedicated my life to
3)my only source of happiness

**soul*less*girl**- hey some noob in fally in sellin mith kite rune scimmy and adddy sword 2k each

runescapeismylife89- cool where?

**soul*less*girl**-hes at the bank but hurry hes headed 2 the strong hold in babarian village

runescapeismylife89-thx will u take me there?

**soul*less*girl**-cant im going 2 the wildy 4 chaos runes then 2 the chaos temple *walks away*

runescape by beach rose1 August 11, 2006

Rule 7411 

If someone declares something that makes no sense, it must be opposite day.

Billy: Hey Rich, Emma just accepted my date for tonight.

Rich: Rule 7411

Billy: Damn It

Rule 7411 by chilltage is coo n stuff June 2, 2011

rule 128

This rule cancels out all attempts rule effect/actions and mirrors it to the other speaker using original rule.

*girl on phone*

Guy: "rule 8"

Girl: " rule 128"

Guy " Shit "

rule 128 by Prairie_dog_alien_dinosaur December 25, 2015

20 foot rule 

When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments

Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob

20 foot rule by 980069 July 26, 2006

Two zone rule 

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

Two zone rule by Walla_B August 15, 2012