Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 December 01, 2024

Ape house

the hood is filled with black peoples and blacks are apes so the hood is the ape house/planet of the apes

My boi Tyrone lives in a the hood (oh so the ape house)?

by Ninjahypedick October 16, 2019

House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

Beluga's house

Beluga is a famous and sussy cat who's on youtube. Beluga's house is a shithole.

Me: Why does it smell like poop in Beluga's house?
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.

by SUSSIEST BAKA IN THE WORLD October 11, 2022

man house

lacey’s house (the word mansion and house put together).

lacey lives in a man house.

by lacey’s dog November 24, 2023

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 20, 2022

There house man

A man who comes to there house.

“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”

by My House Man March 17, 2020