National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National Kick Ass Day

Kick their ass instead of smacking it

I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!

by Dis dick!!! May 25, 2018

National twerk on someone day

On April 13

You can twerk on anybody you want.

No Consequences at all.

It’s national twerk on someone day so do it.

by Masonramsey245 May 25, 2018

National hold hands day

April 13 you will hold hands with. People

OMG I just its national hold hands day

by __youngnevaeh May 25, 2018

National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

National Grab Hearts Day

On April 13 be a fucking gentleman and not a fuckboy. Treat girls right and respect them. Maybe buy them a gift but just be nice.

Hey bro are you celebrating National Grab Hearts Day!

Yea I just gave my girl flowers.

by An Actual Decent Guy May 25, 2018

National smell pussy day

On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.

Be prepared to smell pussy !

Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "

by National dayz101 May 25, 2018