finger in my asshole

tight.
FML.

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012

Flips my nuggets

Verb: Something that really irks, annoys or frustrates you. Worse than getting aggravated but not as bad as pissed the fuck off or FFFFFUUU-. Sometimes when spoken emphasis is put on “flips” for a little extra punch.

Also: flipping my nuggets (present tense) / flipped my nuggets (past) / will flip my nuggets (future)

1. (After spilling food on your expensive shirt) I just got this dry cleaned yesterday. That FLIPS my nuggets!

2. Guy (thinking to himself): It’s my birthday! Going to get some action!
Girl: Sorry, it’s a no go tonight. Aunt flo is calling.
Guy: Dammit! That flips my nuggets!

3. Guy one: I’m starving! How much longer until that pizza gets here? It’s got to be soon.
Guy two: We ordered it only 5 minutes ago. It’s going to take at least 40 more minutes
Guy one: That flips my nuggets!

by AB Beef April 30, 2011

piss on my rainbow

An expression to describe someone putting a downer on something.

"I'm well excited about getting in VIP tonight"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"

by Miss Couture December 18, 2007

bumble my nuts

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."

by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018

None of my Biz

When you don't want anything to do with something or have no clue what is going on.

Sally: The rent is late 3 weeks.
Tom: Oo that's none of my biz.

by Vapor Frame April 2, 2009

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008