House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

three walls shy of a full house

Not very bright and lacking in any common sense whatsoever

Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!

by Dcstrutter November 12, 2023

White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812

“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

house-bouncer

Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer

"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"

by p:sy_ December 28, 2023

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home

On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"

by z46k December 30, 2023