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Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.
"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"
by hendooshie January 31, 2018
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shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.
Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.
by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013
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Second Hand Toke

The act of unintentionally inhaling the smoke from a marijuana joint, that someone else is smoking. Typically causes non-smokers to believe they are high.
Teacher: Never smoke marijuana, children! Also do not hang around with marijuana smokers, as you can inhale the second hand toke and get high.
by WR_scissor_me_timbers August 12, 2011
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hands-and-feet friendship

A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Utica Hand Job

-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 19, 2010
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hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
by Rammer January 9, 2006
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shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area
jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade
by c_mac December 12, 2007
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