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Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.
by BK15 July 29, 2021
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matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR
by Who resembles God April 6, 2021
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Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.
El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.
by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022
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Pubic Hair

Hair that grows below your waist in the middle front side of your body
Guy1: Ah, I hate growing pubic hair
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it
by The coolest boi July 5, 2021
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hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon May 2, 2011
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forever hair

Describes the hair women get when they stop experimenting and just keep getting the same style for the rest of their lives.
I tried to get my mom to get a new style, but she likes her forever hair.
by clay princess April 19, 2011
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Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"
by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023
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