Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.

So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!

by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023

bee eating treetles

When your slightly faded while doing hw and you write bee eating treetles instead of tree eating beetles...multiple times.

Trees warned each other of bee eating treetles through their complex mycorrhizal system.

by Gojo1234 February 3, 2023

Eating a seth

Your gay if you eat seth

Bro I be eating a Seth and now I like dicks in my ass

by Dick child the first February 14, 2023

Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023