anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.

That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.

by popeyetheman1 April 30, 2014

anal bomb

It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.

Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.

by patb2009 May 15, 2014

Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.

I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.

by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

anal braclete

A ring shaped bracelets that children make to help gays ward of Herpeess.

Child one: wow I hope that couple doesn't get Herpeess
Child two: they won't he is wearing a anal braclete nobody wants to fuck someone with anal bracletes.

by Kitty_kat_lost_in_nyan_rain June 22, 2014

anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates

Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-

by QuinnT July 6, 2014

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014