Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 02, 2020
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Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
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Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 22, 2020
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Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.
Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”
by FoodThief July 02, 2018
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Pseudo Anal

The process of defecating in one’s mouth and then proceeding to have oral sex.
Richie said she let him Pseudo Anal her last night.
by Hogknobber October 25, 2024
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Anal Duster

(noun) A person who engages in the act of Anal Dusting, that is cleaning out one's dusty arsehole using a anal dusting device

Related: Vac-Cum Cleaning
Thon Fresher is an Anal Duster
by Vac-Cum Cleaner October 26, 2019
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Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus
Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal
by egerson101 April 22, 2018
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