brown thumb

A person who enjoys sticking their thumb in peoples bum and sometimes the brown thumbs own bum.

Don't shake hands with a Jackie they're brown thumbs.

by one thumbs up August 22, 2010

brown nose

when eating out a girl your nose accidentally penetrates the girl's sphincter or clitoris

yesterday was the first time I went to third base and I'm afraid I brown nosed my girlfriend

by hotjohnny69lol October 23, 2011

browned off

pissed off

I'm browned off because I had a bad day at work.

by jiggawatt129 April 27, 2006

Brown Martini

When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.

Dude i got her to let me do the Brown Martini

by EdenC March 27, 2008

Brown Ballerina

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!

"I was wiping my ass yesterday and got a brown ballerina."

by m!lky October 4, 2008

chubby brown

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

by Baron Of Stuff April 18, 2008

round brown

a fart, toot, poot, poof, puff, fluff or whatever else one may call the secretion of gas from the buttox

other examples: anal acoustics, cabbage captivator, talking pants, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare, fumigation

Bob: (round browns) "Aaw that smells! Gary, did you round brown us?"

Gary: "What? HEAVENS NO!"

by Doctor94 February 19, 2011