Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.

While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018

reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman

steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

Reverse Romanticism

A situation in which a person in a relationship, generally the male, starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase (and maybe even start becoming more years after). Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. Reverse Romanticism would be the opposite.

See Reverse Romantic

"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start becoming truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen after 7 years of being together. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romanticism!"

by DCacoLovesRach May 12, 2010

Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.

I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.

by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020

the reverse mary

It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.

optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest

ps: gypsies and lesbians no

WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!

by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 25, 2025

reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.

yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"

by GrimCorn February 14, 2021

Reverse Hooker

Paying someone to let you do sexual favors to them

I gave him the ole reverse hooker.

by GhettoGarage May 31, 2018