Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025

gulpers two

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gulpers two

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Two shot

Someone who has watched a really shitty movie loads of times and keeps on saying that it's good

Jimmy is such a fucking two shot

by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.

Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.

by eileen ulich March 9, 2024

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023