No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

Bum ole

It’s a flirty way of calling someone something

Man: Ligma

Girl: Shup you bum ole

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

horny bum

Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.

He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum

by stargal415 January 6, 2020

bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.

"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"

by PiperPlease July 13, 2024

bumful

as much as a bum can hold.

Tonight, I'm going to give Cate a bumful of cock.

by Bruiser Bigman July 28, 2014