David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

David

Gay

David is gay

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David

Faggot

David is a faggot

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David

Bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️

#getmoggedbyDavid

Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me

Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!

by anonymous January 11, 2024

David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024