Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie

a girl who ate her best girl best friend/j

I'm pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie

by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

pookie wookie cookie bears

This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.

Those are my pookie wookie cookie bears.

by Number1pookieuser July 7, 2024