mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

say bums luv

Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.

1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv

by yeeboiiii123 August 12, 2022

Bum Rush

A verb that defines Rushing in with your ass as an attack mechanism

M(1): Yo, How’d you get out there alive?
M(2): I bum rushed them til they fell unconsious

by GoldExperienceRaphtalia December 14, 2020

bum

Someone with no job that sits in front of a video game all day just to use daddy’s money to pay for their weed addition. They also have a weird habit of telling you what you should be doing with your life even though they don’t have one.

He spent his dad’s check on weed then sat in front rainbow six siege for 12 hours? What a bum.

by cutelilsadgirl April 23, 2023

Bum

It sorta means ”suck”

You bum!

by Mmhm, yes January 1, 2020

Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019