Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Magic hair

Beautiful natural hair that is of african and african american descent. This type of hair has its own drip and is very desirable to many. You know your hair is magic when you comb your hair and the comb breaks

She tried to have a perm. She dont know she has magic hair

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Hair

Voldermort doesn’t have this

Harry: here’s some shampoo
Voldermort: but I have no hair…..

by Poppoppoppop September 14, 2021

Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.

Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair

by Girls-on-film•=• April 24, 2021

Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.

By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.

by SmilinRic December 16, 2008

Pineapple hairs

The top of a pineapple, made by Anix doing the bikini bottoms build.

Those pineapple hairs are very long

by Black fireflyz June 16, 2020