Dungeons & Dragons

The game that all the science nerds, band kids, theater freaks, and plain ol' whackjobs get together and play with each other because nobody else wants to hang out with them.

I mean seriously, only a game made by weirdos would have charisma as a "fantasy trait"

Person 1: Hey man! Me and the gang are gonna hang out in my moms basement for 3-7 hours and play Dungeons & Dragons where we do weird puzzles that require you to do math for some reason. Wanna come with?

Person 2: No.

by I Smell Like Metal October 01, 2024

Dungeons & Dragons

One of the best games to ever be created! A lot of people think it's nerdy and complex but that is just not true. Basically in the game, there's a dungeon master who tells the story and guides the players through the story and gives them different obstacles to cross, puzzles to solve, monsters to fight etc. and the players are the main characters in the story who have to try to survive their journey and reach their goal. The only limit is your imagination and that is one of the sole reasons why a lot of people love this game. Another reason why this game is phenomenal is that if one doesn't understand the rules, they can make up their own rules which has always been an outstanding and fascinating to a lot of people.

"Dude, yesterday in Dungeons & Dragons, I got slayed by a monster in the first fight."

by Gloo-Gloo March 30, 2024

austrian dragon

Grabbing a man's balls and dragging it across a sand belt.

Dude that guy is getting an Austrian Dragon!

by FentFolder69000 April 28, 2024

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

chunder dragon

ines moir

ines moir is a chunder dragon

by skettyhoor January 02, 2022

Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

Savage Dragon

An ex girlfriend that speaks poorly about her ex boyfriend to her local community to the point where all the other women think that the guy is a chauvinistic brut.

Did you hear what Shelley said about Sam? That bitch is the definition of a savage dragon.

by charger0828 September 22, 2010