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The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!
by the super penis man March 17, 2024
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The Homney Rule

The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.
Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans
by Cupojo3 himself April 29, 2021
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Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"
*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀
by ConnorBroski January 4, 2025
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Rule 120

If a woman performs cellular respiration, she is a thot. There is no age restriction, period.
Thot: *slight sound of breathing*
Man: “Rule 120.”
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Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.
"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."
by bucknuggets January 16, 2025
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Rule of 2

If you do the same minorly flirtatious act to two girls, it doesn't seem like your obviously down bad
I used the Rule of 2 yesterday, she had no idea I like her.
by Ransit ilan November 7, 2023
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