Ivan Siew Mai

He's LITERALLY SIEW MAI

Ivan Siew Mai will siew mai in ur panties.

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

May 28

May 28 is the day when the best, but also craziest people are born. Anyone born on May 28, are kind, loving, and super sweet people. They also don’t care what other people think. They will do a cartwheel in a room full of people, and not care what anyone says.

Why are they acting so crazy? Oh they were born in May 28, that makes sense.

by Preppy.M May 16, 2025

mai nhi

mai nhi is really cool and i think everyone should be a fan of her

oh, mai nhi is so cool !

by azerty1245 December 24, 2022

may 31

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca

person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is

by belleisabitch February 4, 2024

May 5th

National praise Oscar Webster day

You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice

Oscar Webster: thank you very much

You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite

Oscar Webster: yes

May 5th

by The sigma rizz May 3, 2024

May 7

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

by dateking May 6, 2022

May May

He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!

Your so fucking weird you must be an May may

by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022