Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Finnbarr michael

Absolute chad ultimate mega chad. The coolest person ever he is my favorite person.

Finnbarr Michael is a chad

by Majestic goat April 22, 2022

Michael

He is a caring guy, can be very awkward . He cares about you but has a funny way of showing it.

Oh my gosh Michael ! Don’t be weird

by MOVMIKE September 1, 2022

michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka

man michael dumb is so dumb

by buckshotbandit December 9, 2022

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019