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Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
What do you think about James”
Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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grandaunt-in-law

1- Granduncle's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.
My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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grandchild-in-law

The spouse of one's grandchild.
My grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows
awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025
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cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed.
My first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Jursimprudence law

An internet argument law like Godwin's Law. It states that any person who tries to use a real-life degree in an unrelated argument loses the argument.
Having a Ph.D. in Biology might qualify you for a debate on Evolution, but you fail if you try to use it to show how much you know about Crossdressing.
by Omnicrom May 29, 2005
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