DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

chunder dragon

ines moir

ines moir is a chunder dragon

by skettyhoor January 02, 2022

Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

pussy dragon

Someone who slays pussy whilst being lit af

Jessica: Suck on my clit Jacob
Jacob: Of course Jess
Jessica: Ah Oh aH oH
Jessica: My pussy, im coming
Jacob: Pussy Gang, Pussy gang, pussy gang, pussy gang, pussy gang, spread my tongue through your veins, my tongue is so bangin!
Jessica: You are such a pussy dragon Jacob

by dINGObark December 25, 2017

Pussy dragon

A pussy so powerful that after sex the mans dick is on fire

Wow my dick is on fire. Thats pussy dragon for you it set things on fire.

by December 13, 2020

Dragon rings

To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.

Wow! Did she just blow the most dragon rings ever?

by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022

Snagwitch Dragon

A Snagwitch Dragon is a metallic purple blend to black at the tip of the scales. It is equipped with long sharp claws and a long sharp beak as well as a long sharp tail with several spikes around it. The face of the Snagwitch is long and jagged with sharp pointed ears, long jagged and serrated teeth, and a double edged knife for a tongue. If the literal sharpness of this majestic and hypnotizing statute of this creature don’t kill you, the butane flamethrower style of dragon breath will burn you beyond recognition. The Snagwitch Dragon hunts and feeds on snagging witches right off their brooms in the sky over the English countryside.

1. The Snagwitch Dragon snagged a witch off of her broom.

2. Beware of the Snagwitch Dragon

by Sir_Riley_Young_13 July 15, 2023