Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.

by Capitan December 8, 2012

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012

Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom

Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man

by timmmmah June 10, 2012