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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
mugGet the balls like mashed potatoesmug.

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.
by echaao January 24, 2013
mugGet the potato flossmug.

potato biscuit

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011
mugGet the potato biscuitmug.

Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.
by Realmsy May 7, 2017
mugGet the Snow Potatomug.

Chicken Potato

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.
by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022
mugGet the Chicken Potatomug.

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
mugGet the The Small Potato Clausemug.

Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date
Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that
by Nyc girl May 1, 2020
mugGet the Potato totmug.

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