National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.
It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.
by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021
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titty bombed

really drunk, usually referring to girls.
Christina went out last night and got so titty bombed she left her shoes at the bar.
by bsummers June 30, 2008
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titty fard fart

why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
by your mothers mum November 04, 2021
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Titty whipped

When someone replies with what to deny your question without being held responsible for such action
Me: Give me your credit card number

Them: what

Me: did I just get titty whipped ?
by Someonesfunnierthanme October 29, 2019
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Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven
Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties
by puttycapsaretapsy January 30, 2016
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