Running pure

purposely forcing yourself to spend a long time without mastubating, often resulting in Blue balls
dude, i'm running pure man, and it's fucking hard!
by The.Secrit.1 January 05, 2012
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goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?
hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"
by Goalkeeper00 August 20, 2012
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tilted run

When you don't have enough time for a full game of Fortnite so you go to where the best people land and hope for the best
Michael: I gotta get off soon
Jack: C'mon just quick tilted run
by Chesapeake29 April 20, 2018
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Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!
by ucdavisfanboi November 05, 2017
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Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.
Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.
by Shuaman November 02, 2018
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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 09, 2022
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running

the thing that is useful for running from your mother because of your exam paper today!
"yo dude what ya doin?"
"im running from my mother"
by November 02, 2022
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