Where's Ted today?
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.
by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

"taking a Rwtbr" (pronounced Returb) means to follow your own rules and maybe take some more time then supposed to.
by Iwix May 23, 2024
