Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

Night field

An area where there is a high population of African-Americans

Damn, Detroit is just one big fucking night field.

by P6FuckYou December 31, 2015

two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.

the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.

by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011

end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff

Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?

by JPhillips March 7, 2008

Night Furry

A dragon with the anatomy same as Night Fury. Basically Toothless from HTTYD but with added fur.

He spelled "Night Furry" instead of "Night Fury" again, dragons don't have fur!

by RodamisCZ January 14, 2018

Homework Night

When you have waited all week until 10 o clock on Sunday night and you remember you have homework for the next day

Hey Pakrid Owen, I have Fucking Homework Night amd I have 3 pieces to do for tomorrow.! "Don't worry" said Makaklingstine Owen " You'll be okay, just try your hardest my little flower of pippette saop glued to my anal erectilla rectum

by TOMORDATROM September 19, 2017

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021