hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

Duck

Sometime referred to as a water chicken, they are hecking adorable, no cap

That duck is such a cutie

by Spency Wency October 16, 2021

Duck butter

Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.

After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

Duck Duck Dinosaur

An expression being the nicer way of dropping the F bomb. Especially created for children, letting your anger out can be said in a sweeter form.

I just dropped my icecream sundae! DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!

Did you just step on my shoe? DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!

by CamrynTHEGIRL May 24, 2022

fuck and duck

when you have sex with you significant other then break up with them a few hours after

have u heard about bob and rachel?
yeh he did a fuck and duck!!

by Midgit101 July 3, 2019

duck creek

The Skatepark where we got chased by birds

"where did all those birds come from?"
"AHH!"
"Lets go to ranch and not Duck Creek"

by Run! October 9, 2008

divine ducking

Calling Ben for technical support. Similar to rubber duck theory but the duck has some good ideas to point you in the right direction.

I'm out of ideas, time for some Divine Ducking.

by Michael Supertramp July 26, 2023