Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

UR MOM

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I went to UR MOM's house

by SUSMEDICPLAYZ-2000 March 20, 2023

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

Fuck ur gf

On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend

Hey babe it’s national fuck ur gf day want to.

by Keefer the queefer June 2, 2024

Ure

Abbreviation on the internet for the word "You're" that is generally used when you don't have many available characters left to get your point across. While for the most part staying gramatically correct.

"There is no way ure this fucking stupid"
"Ure literally so pathetic"

by 80bbyJ0 June 3, 2024