holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
Get the cream cheese danishesmug. 
ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
Get the free ice creammug. by Skruse January 15, 2014
Get the shrimp creammug. When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020
Get the Cream Cornmug. When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug.