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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.
Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual
by Slipthot November 23, 2022
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Michael Stobbart

Likes to look at little kids

Michael Stobbart has a foot fetish He is also a bash at Fortnite
Guy: I really like feet
Other Guy: Ok then Michael Stobbart
by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019
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Michael Furgang

Michael Furgang- a BITCH boy lil dick having ass snitching ass bitch
by gunonmyhiponeinthehead June 11, 2020
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Michael

Very tall. Very very tall. Nice bloke, very friendly. Tough bloke too. Not afraid to stand up to people to help his friends out. Can be religious, not always though. Short black hair. Has loving friends.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
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Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"
by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024
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Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop
Michael is a cool dude
by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022
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