The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.
by Slipthot November 23, 2022

by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019

by gunonmyhiponeinthehead June 11, 2020

Very tall. Very very tall. Nice bloke, very friendly. Tough bloke too. Not afraid to stand up to people to help his friends out. Can be religious, not always though. Short black hair. Has loving friends.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.
by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop
Michael is a cool dude
by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022
