James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021

Bird

A winged abomination, they're secretly government drones, ready to hunt everyone and everything.

"I don't mean to get political here, but what the hell's a bird?"

by fobalicious October 23, 2019

bird

a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh

the bird stared at us through the hotel window

by girrafe_101 May 2, 2019

Big Bird

Word on the Sesame Street is this word means a term used to describe a chick who is tall and blonde.

Jason "My ideal girlfriend is a Big Bird."
Johnathan "From Sesame Street but dude he identifies as male."
Jason "No no no a chick that's tall and blonde."
Johnathan "Oh I see"

by J Slasher March 11, 2021

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

Bird

Someone whose kind of tough but doesn't fit or rejects social life.

Your a bird kid.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity

Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks

by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021