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Running Date

Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?
by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021
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Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.
Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.
by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021
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Blind running

when you're running on a trail you've never been on and have no idea where it goes/ends
person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.
by polarice24 December 30, 2011
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
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Jaws Runs Like A Chainsaw

(1) To be very talkative
(2) A busybody
(3) A gossiper are a rumor spreader
by EmJayee January 28, 2020
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shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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