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Sauerkraut that bitch

Sau-er-kraut that bitch (v)

1)A process in which an individual proceeds to tightly pack a woman's vaginal cavity with sauerkraut, then eats it out of the vagina.

Sometimes the sauerkraut is not eaten and other actions are taken, such as exiting the room and leaving the vagina filled with sauerkraut. This, and other certain visual aspects, lead toward alternate uses of the phrase.

2) Packing the vagina with sauerkraut, then leaving.

3) Covering or stuffing food with sauerkraut. This comes from the fact that a sandwich stuffed with copious amounts of sauerkraut and roast beef highly resembles a vagina after someone has 'Sauerkrauted that bitch'. It is possible to 'Sauerkraut that bitch' with any type of food however, provided enough sauerkraut is available.

4) A proposal to leave quickly. Originates from sprinting out of the room after filling a vagina with sauerkraut. It is interchangeable with other sayings such as let's bounce or let's roll.
Ex 1.

Person 1: Hey, I saw you taking a girl home last night. Did you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH? And was it delicious?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 2.
Person 1: I did SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH last night, but I ditched after getting the kraut in her.
Person 2: So you left her sitting on the kitchen counter with a vaginal cavity filled with sauerkraut?
Person 1: Pretty much.
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 3.
Person 1: Damn, this roast beef sandwich is fucking boring.
Person 2: Why don't you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH?!!?
Person 1: But I don't have enough sauerkraut.
Person 2: *Pulls out 20lb bag of sauerkraut*
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 4.

Person 1: The cops are outside! Shitshitshitshit what are we gonna do?
Person 2: let's SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH!!!
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump, then runs away*
Person 2: Where are you going? I'm gonna sauerkraut that bitch. *Points at a cop*
by Sauerkraut is Delicious February 27, 2011
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darft bitch

a person even dafter than a daft bitch who cannot spell daft
Michael Van Veen is a darft bitch
by Hayley Tayla September 23, 2011
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full of bitch

Usually a woman or man who is a self centered (bitch) that just cannot be pleased and how their place in society somehow outranks yours.

In the workplace, its the snob that blames other people for their problems and how its hindering their work...

And of course the uppity/stuck up brat (read- bitch) that just won't shut up about how her relationship with some random dude is better than yours
omg, she's so full of bitch

At the watercooler, Andy wouldn't shut up about how everyone around him kept interrupting his research, wow, hes full of bitch today

I overheard Tabby talk to Anna about how her new fantasy boyfriend wipes the table when compared to hers, just a bad case of full of bitch... again
by chachawatcher April 16, 2010
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Blanket Bitches

Ugly hoes that you have sex with but never want to admit to having sex with. Hoes so ugly you just want to throw a blanket on them and get the hell away from them.
"I got drunk and had one of them blanket bitches in my bed."
by Dallas Dude May 13, 2010
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DIE BITCHES

"DIE BITCHES" is used to break an awkward silence.
From explosm.net's 1184 comic where a naked guy wants to kill crickets that only chirp at awkward moments. He yells "DIE BITCHES!!" and fires a shotgun blast at the crickets when they chirped.
<Haclon> So?
<Danny34> soo....I'm gay everyone
<Haclon> o_o
<XIF> DIE BITCHES!
by Stephen Ratkovich April 12, 2008
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Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.
She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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butch-bitch

Or, Butch-Bitch relationship, is a relationship where one partner is domineering and the other just submits to whatever they say or do. Much like the caricature of a caveman dragging a woman by her hair to his cave, it's usually characterized by a macho guy who finds an intelligent, attractive woman, and by brute force takes over her life.
It's more commonly used to describe lesbian relationships, where the couple feels the need to mimic this typical heterosexual dynamic.
Harry Potter's aunt and her husband are a familiar butch-bitch relationship. The husband flares up anytime anything threatens the sanctity of his life, and the wife just looks withdrawn and frightened.
Also there's the stereotypical lesbian relationship where a petite, attractive "femme" will date a woman in flannel and a mullet.
by Ron E Biggs May 13, 2008
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