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Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop
Michael is a cool dude
by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022
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Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.
Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!
by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022
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Michael

Michael is a nigga
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Michael jackson

That one singer who would always say "HeEhEe" at any random point in his songs
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022
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Michael

Very gay one with the only nanoest of shlongs yes
That mans a Michael
by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022
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