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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
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scav off james' internet

an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.
lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?

charlie: im scavving off james' internet.

lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet
by peter file 1997 May 19, 2011
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St. James High School

Youngest, but by far the BEST High School in Horry County, South Carolina (2003)

the team name is the Sharks. St James Competes in District 6-5A of the South Carolina High School Leauge (District 6-5 SCHSL)

The school is way better than Socastee.
I go to St. James High School In Murrels Inlet S.C.
by mybug November 24, 2019
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Austin James Victor Frazier

A Magnificent supplanter who is a conqueror from Friesland.
by hehe142007 May 5, 2021
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king james da 3rd

a king of da 3rd coast
he can rap pretty good
he stay in h-town
they call him king james da 3rd.king as in royalty,james as in his real name,da 3rd as in 3rd coast.
call me da king like i b james da third/
when i,grab da mic,servants bow after the very first word/
the lyrics i spit r hot like the core of planet earth/
the result of listening causes it to swang n swerve/
i rock the whole world/
even ya so called baby gurl/
-king james da 3rd
by J2K of the T.L.T.C January 12, 2008
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James I. O'Neill High School

A high school located in Fort Mongomery, NY. It's a school with army brats, rich kids, and ghetto m'fkas from places from NYC, Newbugh, Spring Valley are mixed in one school. Niggas are no joke here they don't take shit, especially none from those burke faggots.
Student 1: Yo waz skool u go 2?
Student 2 : James I. O'Neill High School BOI!!!!
Student 1: Yo didn't a girl from the soccer team get arrested for fuckin up a girl during a game?
Student 2 : DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN SKKIPPYYY!!!!!!
by Wazgoodlike December 27, 2011
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the dave chappelle/rick james effect

It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.
Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.
by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005
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