Alex is a tall Sasquatch male he is always on his phone ignoring ppl like a got a whole social life to keep up with he like girls that think like rocks which is strange he is cocky and is shit at call of duty if u come across this dude u need to runnnnnn or he will jump u periodt
by Doraislitasf November 29, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A loser that gets bullied by everyone that he owns. Gets butt raped by every boy he meets. Loses fathers every year.
Alex is a loser
by Bitchbro November 17, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023
Get the Alex Lomutomug. Girl 1- I saw a girl with your boyfriend last night
Girl 2- That's Alex she is always flirting with him, even though she knows he's taken.
Girl 1- Wow that's a bitch move.
Girl 2- That's Alex she is always flirting with him, even though she knows he's taken.
Girl 1- Wow that's a bitch move.
by BackToRealityMomsSpaghetti May 28, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by LloydBanks89 November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 