cunt features

Someone who is a stupid, dopey cunt.

Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?

by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008

cunt hat

The name given to the disposition of someone that is behaving like an arsehole, or cunt. Behaviour includes excessive swearing, name calling, selfishness, making others, including friends, feel like shit about themselves. Generally the person wearing the cunt hat is intoxicated or hungover.

Bec: "Jackie's really got her cunt hat on tonight"

by Just Jac January 31, 2007

Red Cunt

AKA a red faced bender who shags his dad until his asshole is as red as his face. He usually is as red as a tomato, originates from Redland and is usually called a clifford as well

That Tom Redhard/Rickard is such a red cunt

by bender_patrol June 11, 2011

Cunt-Ox

(Aussie slang)any person being a completely stuborn, obnoxious cunt on the issue that will not let you speak your side of the story, hence the suffix word Ox to indicate the stubbourness of the person.

Don was being a real cunt-ox today because he didnt want to hear my side of the story.

When Alscia is in one of her shitty moods she becomes a down right cunt-ox to deal with.

by cartoonartist January 18, 2009

Cunt

C-an't U-nderstand N-ormal T-hinking
C-U-N-T

That bitch is such a cunt!!

by Cunt master August 1, 2008

shit cunt

a women who wipes back to front

your fanny tastes like shit you shit cunt

by daryl fuller January 21, 2005

shit-cunt

A female who wipes her bottom back to front, causing excrement to become deposited in the vagina. In turn this causes a severe ecoli infection within the vagina.

This causes the female to act very erratically, thus becomming a "shit cunt"

Kayleigh Moore - Shit-Cunt

by JMCG1989 December 14, 2009