Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

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Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

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The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

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The feeling that you've heard this crap before

Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.

Me: Deja Poo!

by Drope it June 8, 2016

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Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:

I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

by all_red7 May 3, 2013

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