Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!

Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!

by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022

Jesus without je

sus

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022

emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull

emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out

by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Jesus Squee

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017